Ah, 2026. The first year of the war on Canadian oil terror.

That’s assuming they’re still employed at the time of writing your comment.

UNIDENTIFIED! they have no fucking clue who they even ARE?!

And there’s a good chance they won’t. Three dead, but no CEO was harmed. There won’t be a nationwide manhunt, and the police won’t do anything beyond the bare minimum that is required.

He’ll be SLaMmeD in that strongly worded letter, they’ll pat themselves on the back for a job well done, then run another candidate without a primary.

It’s still the Chromium browser. Same problems, but now at the mercy of two corporations that are looking to turn a profit.

Ministry of TruthSocial*

It’s a toss-up between him and President Musk.

Musk also threatened changes to X’s Community Notes after fact-checkers refuted his claims.

The only part of this that surprises me is that it didn’t happen sooner. Musk is so thin-skinned that he’s indistinguishable from an anatomical model of a human.

It won’t be States, that’s for sure.

Nahhhhhhhh.

He didn’t go after USAID for probing how money given to Starlink was spent and how their terminals ended up in the hands of Russia, he did it because they were inefficient.

He didn’t go after the FAA for making SpaceX follow regulations when launching massive, combustible hunks of metal above cities, he did it because they were inefficient.

He didn’t go after the SEC for investigating his shady business dealings and market manipulation, he went after them because they were oh so horribly inefficient.

He didn’t go after the FDA for putting up safety guardrails that affect Neuralink’s human experimentation technological progress, it was because they were pure inefficiency.

He didn’t go after the NTSB because they impeded Tesla and the cyber meat cleaver, but because they were InEffICiEnT.

I’m suuuuuure it’s just another case of inefficiency. /s

The Public: We want proof of inefficiency.

Elon: We have proof of inefficiency at home.

Proof at home: Elon posting a conspiracy theory on Twitter under an alt account and then vaguely confirming the theory under his main account.

It’s already not transparent. DOGE is immune to freedom of information requests because of how they restructured it.

Internet trolls are actually more organized than those clowns.

Full self driving will be generally available next year, every year for the better part of a decade. Oh, and humans will be on Mars by the end of 2025. And don’t forget Starship’s incredible 300, 150, 50 ton payload.

I only wanted to point out the hypocrisy, but you make a good point:

Where capital punishment exists, people who commit crimes are more likely to escalate to more heinous acts in order to evade capture

Trump, in an executive order: “The Government’s most solemn responsibility is to protect its citizens from abhorrent acts, and my Administration will not tolerate efforts to stymie and eviscerate the laws that authorize capital punishment against those who commit horrible acts of violence against American citizens.”

Abhorrent acts like denying over 1/4 of healthcare coverage claims? Abhorrent acts like demanding surgeons scrub out and immediately call back the insurer to justify the surgery that they were in the middle of performing?

No, of course not.

California! /s but not really

That’s a big assumption.

It might, it might not. We do know that it pisses the ones in the House off whenever people ask them to oppose anything, though.