Was on a flight a few months ago, and when we landed, no clapping - dead quiet. Out of the silence, I heard a, what must have been, six year old shout really loudly “WE DID IT!”.

People of the land.

“Too many,” or is “far to many” a new phrase that the younger folk are using? I’m trying to keep up with the changes to language.

Exactly - will always fail.

Something for everyone then. I was gonna say Seattle is the only one on there that sounds absolutely god awful.

Never let Mitch McConnell off the hook, despite how he now says he doesn’t like what Trump his doing. Since this all started, he has done nothing but enable him and has done as much as anyone to put the guy in power. Same to be said of Graham. When this all goes terribly wrong(er), none of us should, for a second, allow them a pass on any future backtracking or apologizing that they might do.

Should probably start celebrating at the end of every month we haven’t blown ourselves up.

This is definitely what it’s supposed to do (and a great feature) but unfortunately it doesn’t work that well. Have tried this many times, especially with Amazon links, and it seems to be a bit inconsistent in its effectiveness.

Yes - US perspective. Whacky world view, IMO.

Yep - “unethical” to let people die without suffering and passing on financial ruin to loved ones, but “ethical” to kill criminals for their misdeeds. That’s superb logic from the right.

Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?

Have seen this at least one gajillion times. Almost a perfect movie.

Stupendous!

You’re doing violence to grammar with your “an.”

Finally, a brand that doesn’t give you bone rot. Talk about your significant advances in medical science.

I still do, but I used to too.

When ads give you lemons, you send those lemons back. Say, “I don’t want any of your damn lemons!”

Now do the version of this comic that calls out all the women that voted to take that choice away from themselves and others.

Take up paragliding. Highly recommend (unless you have an addictive personality, social commitments, other hobbies, etc).

The real villain in the story is Charlie’s family.

EDIT: except for his mom.