“Live long, t’werk that t’fanny, and prosper 🖖”

T’Fanny sounds like the name of a Vulcan stripper lol.

“Breighdone” (Brayden) is probably the most egregious one I haven’t brain-bleached yet.

My friend works in the billing department of a local hospital, and she will occasionally text me some crazy spellings she comes across.

I have a drying rack, and I use it too.

My washer/dryer are in the basement, so unless it’s winter when I need the humidity, it’s already humid down there so the rack’s efficacy is limited (plus, too humid, and I have to run the dehumidifier to prevent mold). Hanging clothes outside is a no-go for me because, like someone else said, birds frequently shit all over the clean laundry.

I typically pre-dry things on the rack and pop them in the dryer to fluff them up, get the last of the moisture out, and, most importantly, get any remaining dog hair off of them.

Not to mention, making such a blanket statement like that is a bit rude; you don’t know people’s life situations.

I already judge reality TV watchers harshly, but holy crap, I will judge the ever loving daylights out of anyone who would watch that and boycott every product that would advertise on it.

I’ve learned to just put the sheets in the dryer by themselves and use the sensor-dry setting (they get washed with everything else, though). They dry pretty fast just by themselves, so I don’t think it’s wasting much, if any, energy by splitting them out. Probably at least breaks even since I put the rest of the wash load on the drying rack while those are in.

Critical thinking. Religion and our education system beat curiosity out of people

And now AI is here to run cleanup on any critical thinking those two haven’t already destroyed.

and don’t bother signaling when changing lanes slowly

I always love playing the road trip game of “Are they changing lanes slowly without signaling, or are they fucking with their phone and just drifting?” 😠

It’s like we live in a floating point world, and too many people are only capable of dealing with integers lol.

Is nuance a skill?

Like, the world isn’t black and white, left and right, right and wrong, etc, but too many people want to simplify complex issues down into binary choices and leave out any trace of nuance.

Gonna categorize that as “chaotic good” since you’ve at least thought it out and seem to have good intentions lol.

People using speakerphone in public be like:

The bulk of my driving is short trips with many stops, so I generally don’t even bother putting on any music. For longer (routine) drives, I like to throw on audiobooks.

Haven’t been on a road trip (longer, non-routine, pleasure drive) in forever, but those usually get their own playlist (formerly series of CDs) that depend on the nature of the trip/destination.

The only thing Hollywood and the video game industry seems to have lied to us about is the presence of an escape pod lol. Everything else is probably mostly correct or even understated.

How dare you!

!lemmysilver

Oh, right, that’s over. Well, props for knowing when you don’t know enough to have an opinion on something. That’s rare on the internet.

I’m verbose enough that I would spend an exorbitant amount of time crafting the perfect one wish.

At least I’ll have 16 do-overs lol.

You take it to the closest Hegémon Center to have it healed up? Revive + potion will work in a pinch

(I’ll see myself out).

“Rise…and shine…Misterrrr Freeman”

If you’re gonna bash the guy, at least use a credible source for christ’s sake.

Edit: 👍

the Will County Gazette is an imposter site, lacks transparency, and publishes false information. As a result, we rate them right-center, biased, and Questionable.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/will-county-gazette-bias/

'Ol judge box-o-wine. Lawd help us.