Dude looks real uncomfortable in his recliner until you realize he’s representing a vertical line

Hey now, Satan didn’t do anything deserving of that comparison! That’s pure Fury of God right there

Don’t spoil the apples, feed them to the wildlife!

Wow, we actually have something in common

Can’t wait for TST to sue their way into owning the brand new Usha Vance School for Young Satanists

Good human

I wouldn't even mind if we could only get particularly aggressive sea bass

I thought the title was missing a hyphen connecting “anti-child” and “trafficking,” but no, turns out dude is a trafficking activist that hates kids