They look great! Now I want even more strawberries…

This is what the ¥862 strawberries look like.

2000 yen for strawberries? How much strawberry is that? I got a handful of strawberries for ¥862 today.

Yes, the rice is expensive.

I love how this implies that spiders have something to gain from invading your pants

Yeah I still remember his fediverse direct messaging platform. Haven’t heard about it since he announced it.

Maybe he’s just too busy?

Holy shit the bangs work at the end of the search query too!? I’ve always painfully pressed Home on my keyboard to add a !g whenever I realise I had better searched this on Google

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

At first glance I thought the girl hooked the earring on the door and tore her ear to guilt you into paying the medical expenses on purpose, lol.

Yes, yes it did. I didn’t understand that sentence until I saw this version with quotes.

I never do that. It’s like 1 free upvote, why not

Mischievious is actually a common misspelling

That all large salty bodies of water were called “the mediterranean sea.”

yes

it’s not, but they do anyway

holy shit for a moment I thought they meant the source on cats actually thinking this when their caregiver cleans up their poo

Ohhh that one. I see. Thanks.

What’s “Taiwan’s advice”? What did Taiwan tell China about Russia?

Akshually it’s a Russian exclave. That means it’s disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓

I love this too! However I switched to FlickBoard, which employs the same concept but has more features. For example, I can put the number keys left to the letters. I encourage you to give it a try!

https://apt.izzysoft.de/fdroid/index/apk/se.nullable.flickboard

When I was in grade school, I used to only eat the crust. I hated the center part with its tomatoes and cheese and stuff.