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Dildos and vibrators were first a medical devices for hysteria.

Mr Mafia Tactics Donny

Returning to Soviet glory alright.

Oh, you have no fucking idea

• 80’s kid

How did it know I have too many linux T-shirts.

“So, in order to advance our political agenda we need echo chamber rednecks with affinity to nazi ideology.”

“Are we the bad guys?”

No, but you could get me one quote that inspired Stalinist purges.

Did you suggest that he moves a bit, so you can sit too?

Gee, I really missed that Karl Marx quote where he ponders the importance of putting people down.

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You’re fun at parties.

…and my condolences. I lost my oldest cat to HCM.

The reason there’s no junk food is because Donny doesn’t eat there. He now eats where the “help” eats.

I see how my previous coomment was a little vaque.

Only when he’s eating. He has a morbid fear of being poisoned and believes that it’s impossible to slip anything to a fast food or canned soda

Staff eats elsewhere.

…anything.

Those asshats are too stupid to gaslight.

Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.

Heavy use of alcohol does cause gradual brain damage in the areas it affects. Frontal lobe, memory and motor centers taking the biggest hit. Actions become more selfish and impulsive, but not always violent or hateful. That really depends on the character beneath, but not always.

I know three lifelong alcoholics personally. All of them have the same delusion that they could have been something great, but there was a conspiracy to ruin them, by “the man” and they had no choice but to take the path they took. They feel very bitter and sometimes get in to crimes and violence just to rebel and give some payback to totally random recipient. It can be muggings, petty theft or repeated DUIs, because “fuck the man”.

Then again I’ve met the sweetest childlike characters near the local drunk shelter that have slurred speech and walk funny with very small steps even when they are sober.

… so you never know.

Substance misuse rots your brain and you become like a child. Emphasis on the word “like”. No child will have similar lifetime of hate and malice coupled with insecurity and narcissism.

Doing stuff against planned obsolesce and throwaway culture are much more meaningful than recycling.

If you are a hobbyist, you can break them in to components and build something new. Preferably something that doesn’t burn your house down or electrocute someone. Stay under 50V.

So he just wants to go tickle Putins balls. Unless he’s there trying to sell Europe and NATO.