

I feel like a good guide to “good policies the next democratic presidential candidate should promote” should be the opposite of the list of things Trump did in his first month.
Its going to be a 60 year-old rich democrat from New England promising to “work across the aisle” and “promote small businesses with tax cuts and less regulation”, but hopefully some of this stuff will be undone.
Last time, we held back the Rottweiler from mauling the toddler. The wife got rid of it for a while, but then brought it back. It seems like the only way we can convince the wife that it is bad is to have it maul the toddler and have the police take it away to be destroyed. But we can’t just take it out for a walk and let it loose, it has to chew through the back fence and get at a toddler, otherwise we will be held accountable for the Rottweiler’s destruction. And of course, we don’t want any toddler to be hurt. What to do?
Rottweiler = Trump, Toddler = Vulnerable Americans, wife = the electorate, the back fence = the constitution of the united states, for those who didn’t get the analogy.