Aren’t all silent films gifs?

Ok, but why a link to fox news?

I am unironically in favor of robotic barbers. That’s a profession that needs to die.

If there’s one thing we learned from COVID, it’s that the best way to get rid of a virus is by soap and water.

Installed Linux to own the libs

Wait whoa wait hold the fuck UP just one damn minute… You mean to tell me that’s not what a habit feels like? What in the FUCK!?

This is honestly the most likely answer.

Well, that and carbon monoxide poisoning.

Yes. And this isn’t a knee-jerk reaction from them. They’ve been working on a CentOS clone ever since Red Hat decided to make it more unstable and cutting edge. So it’s quite natural for them to step in and do this.