My tortie forcibly made my void her friend. It’s the only cat he allows to sleep with him out of the 3 others. Not because he wants it, but because she doesn’t understand that no means no.

She would go and try to get in his catbed, he would bite her. She would get out only to try another angle, get bitten, try again, until he just gave up and let her in.

Now he doesn’t fight back for his personal space anymore.

Let’s give them a chance, if they’re shit heads too they can get Luigi’d too.

For having wiped the Nazis off the fucking planet, there sure are a ton of them still fucking around.

This is exactly what they voted for and they’ll fucking do it again.

Let’s not kid ourselves, when these people talk about masculinity, they bemoan that they can’t beat their partners.

A business is here to make money

A government is here to provide services

I mean back in the day, there’s a solid chance that shot was way off target.

Oh no, you had to answer two yes/no questions

The worst inconvenience in the world.

Parallel vs serial: there’s usually more than one check out lane open so idk what you waffling about.

Less space is not a convenience for me so idgaf

My local coop has regular check out lanes and it’s in a small town so idk what you waffling about.

Which, as a customer, provide absolutely no value to me.

Because in reality these businesses don’t offer better, more meaningful employment for the people they replace by making the customers work.

It’s just more people in the unemployment fodder.

My local coop refuses to add self-checkout lanes and this is why I shop there even though it’s more expensive than the alternatives.

Fuck corporate greed.

Suicidal people have mental health issues, this is why we help them.

Republican voters are just stupid. Last I checked, being a dumbass is not a recognized mental disease.

These people lead boring lives and never felt the effects of adrenalin.

At this point it’s no longer self defense, it’s society defense.

You’re talking like the dude was a harmless being who did nothing wrong.

Yes, shooting a human being in the back as they’re moving away from you is bad, however this hypothetical doesn’t apply in this story.

No person got hurt here.

The correct response when shooting a criminal who broke into your home and threatened you is my, indeed, not to laugh, but to reload and keep shooting.

Lol if someone breaks into my home the last thing I’m going to reach out for is a medkit.

The whole ‘medicine’ argument is pointless. There’s plenty of medicine you can (and will) get addicted to if you take them.

The “I can’t deal with my relatives when sober” crowd are just addicts looking to justify their addiction.

The truth is they would get high anyways.

It’s just the addiction talking. These people get high alone at home too.