Bird, HAHAHA; As if there was such a thing as a bird, tell me, mr. shoulder, have you ever seen a “bird” and a man in the same space at the same time? Of course not, what you have seen are a men and a cock

There is not such thing as a bird, there are only men and cocks, and i am certain i am not a cock. You know why mr. shoulder? Have you seen any of those so called birds saying what they are? AS MEN DO? You know what that means? It means these so called birds are not men; But have you seen cock saying they are cocks? AS BIRDS DO? no, it must only mean they are cocks.

Don’t you ever dare come to me again mentioning those pesky “birds” of yours, because i know they are not real, they are cocks.

You stupid. That’s a peacock

this show fills me with irrational rage i don’t know why

i can’t hear this

Yeah, i know; EUFI computers really suck, turning away the script kiddies and most people that would steal this computer from my data is is the most i can with this thing

I want to have data-at-rest encryption, so that the only password i need to insert is my user one, this allows me to not have to type passwords multiple times. If i had the regular encryption password i would have to enable autologin in SDDM, which would do away with the encryption on kdewallet and all my credentials.

Plus i also enable secureboot, and use fedora kinoite, so that i is hard to tamper with my boot stuff without my TPM wiping itself off my encryption password, this gives me a very Bitlocker-like setup, but without the shittiness of having my encryption keys linked to microsoft’s terrible encryption system and user accounts, i can actually control my stuff like this. For a laptop, i must say data-at-rest encryption is a must!

This setup gives me multiple security layers; took my laptop off me -> booted my laptop, faced with user password -> tried to boot another OS, TPM wiped itself, no more encryption key -> computer now asks for encryption password, has to find a way around LVM2 encryption -> LVM2 encryption (somehow) defeated they must now crack my user password, or have to (try) to decrypt my credentials on the file system itself; after all these convoluted and extremely hard steps i think we can agree this person really deserves to have access to my cool wallpapers

i would say fedora is the “security distro for every day people” kind of distro

Can i get some context please? My fedora install wasn’t using TPM, i had to manually configure it; i haven’t noticed any difference in boot speed with or without TPM encryption

You’re right! That little fentanyl will surely fuck you up, better get a bigger one, won’t make you feel that bad

same

well, now you me

i don’t think anyone takes a place called “Biscay” seriously

sorry mate, but this is no real beach

What? all the New Zealanders i have talked to were very polite and understanding…

i don’t know what you’re talking about

😠

I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey

The Portuguese media has gotten to your brain, your contributions to the free thinking world will be remembered fondly, old friend 😔✊

if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!