sometimes jokes are just jokes

~𝖂𝖊 𝕯𝖎𝖉𝖓’𝖙 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊~

We been screwed for decades; all the minor plot threads, foreshadowing, and chekhov’s implements are all just coalescing at the same time for one last grand finale.

Is there anything worse than being a tall person who’s into crazy taller people.

I cry every night.

When did temple start getting lumped in with linux anyway

triwizard champion

you mean the tournament where all his real competition was taken out by voldemort?

Rabbits can at least be jailbroken so won’t be turned into paperweights when their company shuts down.

and there should be a flashback to reveal it was the guy from ctrl+alt+del who drank out of the cup

Could be palm oil.

It shows how insidious propaganda is when you can’t even avoid perpetuating it when you’re trying to boost the people it’s against.

and then i will repost it when someone inevitably reposts this comic and claim it as my own and only i will have the proof your reign will end long live me

i took a screenshot

Is Friendster detrademarked yet? It would be a great name for a friendica instance.

My name is actually Ricky Rigatoni and I am King of the Brooklyn Mafia.

The dark jokes that don’t land are the best tbh

My friend doesn’t talk to me as much and I really don’t get why because even when I’m “aggressive”, it’s tough love and I’m trying to help them. If I didn’t love her, I wouldn’t be like that.

Gonna be real here this is straight up abuser language.

I heard that the developers disregarded all player feedback and just made the game the way they wanted.

I ise systemd-boot

You’re an init system and just has not played the same role in the development of GNU/Linux distributions like GNU has.

What cop wouldn’t want to jump on the opportunity to be the one to catch the guy who did a high profile murder?