I’d rather chop off my ding dong than admit that!

Breaddicks in your mouth. You a gay bread!

By targeted, they meant “targeted for recruitment”

LinkedIn, duh.

Time for 2 Fast 2 Furious. This time with serial numbers and trackers that will be slightly harder to remove.

Yes, but the 28th Amendment written on this McDonald’s napkin says he can totally do this.

We promise you won’t be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

Well of course, he’s talking about the War of Palestinian aggression. Where his ancestors fought against the Palestinian incursions into the peaceful Israel South to stop his people from being oppressed and their way of life radically altered, if not extinguished! They would have won it if not for the blockade and Emancipation Proclamation.

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They’ll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

JD Vance approved!

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

You’re in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

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I’ll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

Ah yes, the CCM: “CEO Childcare Manager”

Because education is the devil’s work!