Heh… Armpits. I know what you meant, but you still gave me a giggle with that one.

“Yeah, it’s been this way for about a month now.”

Please tell me that this is your dog right after you told them that some person on the Internet said they look weird…

How would you find it at the end? One of the rules is you have to be able to produce it if they don't find it.

You'll miss the sun in the winter. It gets real rough around Feb. But the summers here… The summers are the best.

Not that irrelevant. They even have their own distro: Mariner

That's impressive they're still running. I got the click of death within a year of ownership on both of mine.

"…because it makes us money" could be put at the end of any slogan to make it 100% honest.

Didn't he already plead guilty though?

That was just a quote from that episode. Candace repeatedly yells that at the boys as they celebrate aglets.

Sorry that it came off like I was screaming at you. I should have put it in quotes.

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!

Hey now, I resemble that remark.

I thought the cold shot to the hole was going to be horrible, but it’s actually a little refreshing.

Seems like most of us are “list people”.

How do you all prevent the list from growing too large and just becoming another overwhelming thing?

I love how our brains feel like they absolutely have to say something when the best course of action is silence.

However, in your case, I wish I could have been there to see the reactions.