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Probably, but what else can they do? Someone that goes along with the corruption is worse than someone in on the corruption. At least the latter cost money.

Just use an add-blocking DNS on your phone.

We’re looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you’ve seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

It’d be a little macabre, but I feel like it’s pretty easy to handcuff a corpse…

It’s assigned to a drink that isn’t carbonated. If there isn’t one then water gets its own dispenser.

I’m pretty sure ThePicardManuever posts 9 million times a day.

Jesus Christ it’s a lion, get in the car!

I live on the same street as an elementary school, I see dozens of 3rd-5th graders walking to school every morning. Really confused about why this person was singled out.

I feel like at this point the Republicans don’t have to worry about their policies being popular anymore. Their voters are stuck in an information bubble where anything they don’t like is scapegoated on someone else.

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A GM at a restaurant chain I worked for tried that once. Then the homeless guy hit a customer in the head with a 2x4 he found out back and the GM was fired pretty immediately. He was giving the homeless guy free food in exchange for taking the trash from the back door to the dumpster.

It’s wildly illegal to pay someone in food.

Dialogue existing in the John Wick films is totally unrealistic. The next film should just be him saying “What?” For 90 minutes with a high pitched squeal in the background

He didn’t file the paperwork soon enough in some states, so he’s still on the ballot. He sued at least one state to get himself removed even though he missed the deadline and ballots were already being printed.

Solar eclipse is when the moon is between the sun and the earth. Lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the moon and the sun. A “new moon” is just when the side of the moon that we can see isn’t facing the sun.

The Jewish neo-nazi? Why don’t you just post with your hexbear or lemmygrad account so those who have defederated with your unhinged bullshit don’t have to waste time reading it?

You’re not going to get the whole interior down to 75° but having cool dehumidified air blowing on you makes a huge difference.

Just picturing someone clothespining their laundry to a horse’s mane. Don’t correct me please :)

We don’t even issue alerts for anything below magnitude 5. Below 4 can barely be felt, we wouldn’t even call that an earthquake here.