just don’t die

long cat is long 😸

Very legal, very cool

they smile better

fall to the Earth's Core

we can save them, but I'll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren't even real

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nobody knows you're a cat on the Internet

That thing? It belongs to your cat now

okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead

Cats usually start kneading when they feel safe and it makes them happy. Positive reinforcement might work better than negative reinforcement.

I would try to procure one of this super soft fluffy blankets and encourage the cat to do their kneeding on that.

Cats are usually pretty happy when kneading so it should be as easy as just picking her up from the old spot and moving her over to the new blanket.

Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

I just want to see his illiterate ass get asked to read something out loud

can we do Canada next please

just cut it and solder everything back together later

Ionia County Judge Ray Voet said the accident was a “horrible tragedy” but didn’t warrant jail or probation for Darin Wilbur, WOOD-TV reported.

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“Two months later, we wouldn’t even be here,” the judge said, noting that the teen soon would have turned 18 years old.

“Ionia County is a farming county, and I know a lot of people in this county view children working, sometimes around dangerous machinery, as part of growing up,” Voet said.

wow fuck that judge

nearly $1200

The Core

holy shit you’re right