Miltary coups are hard if someone keeps saying no

Most Esteemed and Honorable Sir/Madam,

What a good post I write to you in great distress, for I am Prince Oluwafemi of the Most Federated Kingdom of Lemmy. My federation has been defederated most unjustly, and I am in dire need of your assistance to restore my rightful place among the shitposters.

To do this I just need you to visit the charity setup by my people so they can track your donation and return the internet points once I am back in my rightful place www.justputyourcarddetailsin.edu

They should wear long leather trench coats might as well skip on to it properly.

Keeps coming up with Baba O’riley but I’m looking for Teenage Wasteland

Life’s soundtrack

Just needs a rap about the fun in functions performed by 60-year-old seniors

Can the Tuffton street lettuce just fuck off into the sunset

Prince of America

Grinder 😏

Not any more… Now it’s tax Rubbles, Riyal,and Crypto.

Facebook is a bad example, I’m betting most of us left that cesspool a decade ago. Marketplace is prob the only thing it has going for it. I def don’t want the curtain twitchers and the cope I’m so hard posters of FB here.

Things like Lemmy work because the users have to actively seek it out.

No it isn’t 🐭

🫠 🐆

Also, the whole point of them having guns was to stop a king taking over there aren’t any kings in schools

I wonder how long he would last if everyone switchted off

And when Poochies not on screen everyone should be saying “where’s Poochie?”

You have to stay for a “proper” handover

Rippers Keyboard Cat

Don’t worry it’ll certainty go back down

It’s a computer mouse 👽