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4 hours agoIt turns out the real dildo was the friends we made along the way?
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TBF I don’t think any sane individual (or anyone with a 401k at this point) would mind having Biden again in office.
4·8 hours agoHe could wake up tomorrow in a Venezuelan prison form ‘accidently’ being deported, since he made it so that’s a thing now
Speak for yourself, flameless.
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The Poutine accord: Hereby written and to be enshrined into law and agreement: upon the rescission of tariffs previously imposed by individual-1 and a public apology, Canada hereby announces it’s intention to restore fair market to all previously limited American products and make available upon the fulfillment of the following condition: Ingesting no blood control medication or compounds designed to aid in the ease of digestion or control levels of cholesterol, individual-1 agrees to, upon witness by present representative of Canadian government and the livestream thereof, consume no fewer than 8(eight) servings of Poutine a day, each serving weighing no less then 330 grams (or 2 pounds, if you insist on using imperial measurements.) This condition will apply until the length of time elapses equivalent to the length of time between when the excessive tariffs were enacted until the time of their removal.
In the unlikely circumstance that a serving is not streamed for viewing a recording of the event will be accepted as long as the Canadian representative is visible in the frame and there is irrefutable proof of the current date provided. Should these criteria be unable to be met also acceptable is doubling either the (a) serving size of the remaining servings constituting the remainder of the agreement of the (b) amount of servings per day.
The undersigned parties agree to stated terms fully and without reservation.
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Same aged kids are ‘practically an adult’ when congressmen traffic then.
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something something live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The lizard suit wasn’t even designed to do that, but he’s such a great man he made it happen anyway.
When asked follow up questions he admitted that he wasn’t certain of any further actions to be taken, as putin now only gives a single instruction at a time.
I think he should attack Greenland.
Hell, I’d even let him take a pair of chopsticks with him, if he can fit it in his kayak.
IDK, since my soul was collected people seem to unconsciously avoid me, and eye contact that lasts for a second would seem long, if he can describe having a conversation I suspect it’s something else.
and my axe?
Maybe penalize ICE as well, so they have an incentive to stop. Maybe start throwing the guys who pull masks over their faces so they can kidnap people in prison for kidnapping?