synae[he/him]

All of which are American dreams

Sn(eed)'s F(eed) and S(eed)

Substitute the new name and copy its suffix to the F and S words:

Ch(uck)'s F(uck) and S(uck)

Another less crude example would be

B(ill)'s F(ill) and Sw(ill) - presumably a bar and grill

I did, actually. Thanks for checking!

I’m playing right now, wish me luck

Choke (2008)

I think I have about 15 misspellings of “git” aliased in my rc file

So people have pulled a reverse-Biff on Biff?

Plot twist, the boulder is actually a golden apple and he’s just trying to get it to the prettiest one

I’m a relaxed-fit man. Occasionally the rest of society aligns with my taste.

Thank goodness, my smattering of defunct porn links will be saved

Dependijg what timeline you keep, he didn’t save anything

But his efforts are appreciated and revered nonetheless

Holy smokes! You need booze

… That’s disgusting!

Jason Alexander and his character George were 29 in the Seinfeld pilot

My sense of smell is pretty bad. I only keep milk in my fridge for coffee so it lasts a while, and once it’s past the date I smell it every day assuming it could have gone bad. Usually it hasn’t, but occasionally it has curdled into chunks, and apparently I can’t tell the difference with my nose - only once the pour feels “off” or the chunks make their way into my coffee can I have any better indicator.

I try to keep mine inside my body

Do what now?

The Rehearsal - S02E04

Oh they’ll be upset

Fuck’em