Tanis Nikana

Cliff Bentz is an untreated cancerous lesion on my state.

I’ve hated doing computer for a while now. Maybe this might put the fun back in doing computer?

Enrique Tarrio can go jump up his own butt.

Didn’t she kill the queen with that terrible curtsy and handshake?

But don’t worry, I didn’t use language to talk to a cashier, I used the u-scan.

I bought some pencils and paper last night. Gonna write something stuff down, while using my chair to sit at my desk, in this house.

So much old technology that I rely upon.

The slap chop has to be at most, 2.5m in diameter. That’s not really that big. I’m just saying, building a slap chop of that size is pretty simple. Could even get hydraulics so you don’t have to have ten buff guys at the top pushing the slapper down.

I’m not sure what I would use that big of a slap chop on though. Maybe a really big salad, or a giant egg?

♪But then he’ll come back!♩

So we should banish him to another island.

Visibly queer minority here! I’m probably gonna go to jail sometime in the next year for being trans in public. Until I do though, I’ve been lobbying state congress about some of the bills on the docket.

Everything Everywhere All at Once is my favorite movie!

🤜🤛

Everyone holds dirt on Trump. That man hasn’t had a metaphorical shower in his life.

He didn’t swear in. Elon just showed up.

If this is our present, our future is unthinkable.

Dark patterns in gaming are the absolute worst and although I understand that they’re structured to cater to the worst impulses in human thought patterns, I still don’t understand why people can’t quit.

Then again, folks don’t quit drugs easy either.

Don’t forget two to four daily servings of revenge, for emotional health! Consult your emotional health pyramid for feelings details.

We are one in 200. We won’t back down.

I can’t do it. I have to be actively making decisions and having agency in my entertainment. I end up playing video games, or board games.

(The board games I end up playing are usually the sorts of solitaire board games with a huge campaign and a grand sweeping narrative. My favorite board game of all time is Etherfields, for example.)

It’s the default language for international business, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that flips to Mandarin in twenty years, the way things in general are going.

But I’m not gonna lie, I wish I cool read ich_iel and get the humor so bad.

I still have one working hand, and I can walk.

I seem to be pretty good at English, which is definitely a leg up on billions of people.

I’m actively protected, respected, and cared for by my insular community.

I’m skilled with a microphone and can make whole audiences cackle.

These advantages are enough that I needed to be nerfed in some incredibly heinous ways, and yet I still have such an advantage that I’m usually first- or second-ban in the draft.

I’m doing my part by existing in public spaces!