Will Elon or his team of broccoli boys even understand any of the technical or process specific terms people use?

Ooooh malicious compliance idea:

Send the email and make it chock full of every acronym and industry terms you can think of. Make it as opaque as possible so only a technical expert can read it.

Who wants to bet “at risk” means poor?

Quiksilver cradles peoples heads when he grabs them and runs them somewhere so why wouldn’t Superman do the same?

Well his hero was in the European theater and died by suicide in a bunker in Berlin so it kind of makes sense he doesn’t know about the Pacific theater.

I own my digital files.

I didn’t necessarily purchase all of them but i still own them. No one is going to delete them off my computer.

I would bet on a crypto currency bribe inaugural ball donation.

She’s not wrong but it sounds a bit hollow coming from someone worth millions.

I mean the bit about people being addicted to greed. Not the mass murdering bit.

Windows 2000 was the last good windows version.

Any one who doesn’t know what happened should go watch Schindler’s List.

See also: DARVO

See what happens when you capitulate to a bully? He doesn’t stop bullying. He pushes more and bullies harder. The only way to stop a bully is to (metaphorically) punch him in his mouth.

I don’t get what you’re saying. We have strong thunderstorms but nothing on the order of hurricanes or cyclones. The city I live in is called the city of eternal spring because the weather is always spring like. Sunny and mild.

Seasonal depression comes from the lack of light in winter at higher latitudes. My days are 12 hours of sun (+- 30 minutes) every day all year round.

I used to have seasonal depression. Then I moved to a tropical country on the equator.

Now I just have regular depression.

And while everyone focuses on this today DOGE will continue taking a hatchet to the government.

Well they hate Gates as much as they hate Soros so i’m betting this will do less than fuck all.

Nothing could possibly go wrong by putting thousands of disaffected spies into your civilian work force…

If you have cold spots it’s more likely that you didn’t stir the dish and/or the rotator tray is busted and/or the magnetron is dying.

Bread and circuses. No one wants to revolt.

“The super bowl is on and I just heated up some nacho cheese dip.”

DDT isn’t going to cause health problems for the people in Africa. It will cause problems for some birds near the top of the food chain however.