Mr. Toad Goes on a Wild Ride

They arent wasteful or useless, but they do tend to suck due to the sheer numbers of people who use them.

Like fetid dick trump cares what a judge thinks.

Next will be funding cut from schools requiring any vaccines.

Just like I never called french fries freedom fries, I will never call the gulf of mexico the gulf of america

People shit talk the unions because our unions are just a microcosm of the US. They are just as broken and corrupt as our government.

Even during the summer the lines are usually faded away so even on good nights you can barely see them. And because of plows no reflectors like down south.

I thought this was the onion for a hot second. :(

What an excellent floof. I could snuggle all day.

What an absolute unit.

Any disposable I’ve bought that doesnt have a recharge port the battery was dead with at least 20% ejuice remaining.

Bless their hearts.

Exactly, they just use prettier words. Their boot is still pushing our necks down.

While not a “working” dog, emotional support animals are protected by law for housing.

Even with a “no pets” policy, they cannot reject/evict someone with a legit therapy animal.

You cant bring your emotional support animal into a business. Only working dogs allowed.

Guillotines. Lots and lots of guillotines.

Im lucky in that what allergies I have dont stick around.

When spring hits and theres a ton of pollen in the air I feel like I have a cold for about a month. Runny sneezy nose. And a scratchy throat.

When I’m not around dogs or cats for a while my eyes get irritated and I get itchy. Once Im around them for a couple days it goes away.

I will also get random skin irritation (red and itchy) when eating random junk food I havent had in a while.

Most of the time its candy that triggers it as I dont eat it alot, but it will happen with popcorn too.

The company said “we didn’t threaten to fire anyone” but I guarantee its heavily implied.

While a little blurry, I absolutely love the picture.

Sounds like a good judge.

Aww, what a chonk.