Of course he’d walk it back and to the left.

It’s funny, because if you mention Holocaust numbers they’re suddenly drawing equations across multiple chalkboards

They should’ve called it Goonr

Is it that thing that demolecularizes your head and turns your bones into vapor? You know, a Tesla vehicle battery fire?

Same. Give me an anechoic chamber. I want venous hum.

I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.

Felt Against The Machine

Not getting those numbers you promised? Just make some shit up like usual! Nobody’s checking. Seriously.

In my location, back when I was in dating app hell, everyone kept saying they liked bonfires and the beach and hiking, so I wrote “hate bonfires, the beach, and especially hiking.” It paid off.

I really like some mentioned so far, so just throwing in one of my picks:

Apocalypse Now

Spirited Away

Yojimbo

You get 374 free terrorisms in the US. 375th one is the one that gets you a slap on the wrist.

“I just wanted to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

The man sounds like he got a Home Alone shovel to the back of the head.

There’s a whole risk analysis folder somewhere detailing exactly how many of their CEOs can be killed before it’s not worth insuring them for CEO deaths. It’s just some postmodern dystopian version of The Price is Right.

So his emotional growth was literally, uh… well… you know…

Exactly. Who the fuck is going to stop them? You want to hit them with another lawsuit and say they should go into time-out? Legal orders mean nothing anymore. Everyone will carry on listening to their direct supervisor because they don’t want to get fired sooner. Just following orders here, boss.

Ehhh yes and no. There’s prescriptive grammar (how it ought to be) and descriptive grammar (how it’s actually used within communities). This is where the ideas of code switching and such come in. You can certainly reason well in a Creole, if that’s what your community speaks and how you are taught, e.g. Belizean Creole.

Perhaps we could tactfully deploy a parrot. “Swine bird! That is my private mustache, you naughty bird!”

Location within the state is a very fair point; however, NC has been way more red than I’ve been led to expect from a “purple state.” I transplanted from Washington state over a decade ago and it’s been brutally disheartening — not just politically, but also socially.

“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”