Pablo Francisco nailed it

This is bad advice.

Where’s president comacho?

Sweating allows us to run prey to death.

Can we deport him yet?

That is a felony.

9600 baud connection. IBM PS2 running win 3.1. prodigy service, i think

Systems engineering applied to business theory

I have full replacement coverage on my insurance. I’ll get the marshmallows…

Everything is a porno if it gets you off

Maybe he grew a conscience?.. Lolololololol

*and

Edit to add sarcasm tag?

Let them eat [the rich]

^this

I’m so sorry

I never thought the leopards would eat my face…

Hoover dam…

The attorney general is congress now? Wait, let me laugh even harder.

Trebuchet

Or just one daring American with nothing left to lose. Animals are dangerous when backed into a corner and threatened.