You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • People are going to die. That Tesla cybertruck came with safety flaws, from breaking bones and risk of death. And that was WITH safety oversight.

    Imagine all the other flaws that were found and they had to be fixed which slowed down development, upsetting the efficiency deity or shareholders or whoever the fuck

    The next Tesla model released is going to cause deaths on release day, if that project has no safety oversight.

    I’m kind of high, so I can’t tell if my opinion is obvious or unfounded or made any sense at all.

    isnt this how cyberpunk happens big corporations seize democracy and eventually you have a terrorism charge for saying xzy Corp is shit, while everyone else is now much poorer.


  • Do you think enough people will learn of this in time for the jury selection, in theory?

    Historically, how often has this happened?

    Can nods or other physical gestures count as an intent to nullify the process? Like a fresh tattoo of the green super mario bro. There’s plausible deniability there, right?

    Sorry for all the questions, I’m just sick of talking to chatbots. I crave answers from human beings. I don’t want a chatbot’s heartless, supposedly unbiased answer. Throw in as much bias as you’d like.



  • Makes me think of how many people will remain in the closet, because they fear the possibility of these stupid and disgusting repercussions.

    From my anecdotal experiences, people who have come out publicly as LGBTQ seem a lot happier afterwards.

    While I was in a mental health clinic for depression, anxiety coupled with a cocaine and drinking problem, I spoke with another patient about my fairly unhealthy coping mechanisms. She noted that her brother was fully addicted to every drug he could get his hands on, for many years of his life while being completely depressed. Going in and out of rehabs and clinics, but never kicked any of it. Once he came out as gay, i.e. be his true self, he managed to quit the drugs and was a lot more happy in general.

    One of my favourite YouTubers to watch is Philosophytube. She made an announcement video where she came out as trans. She had a quote near the end of the video that went something like

    When people ask me, “Do you feel like a man or a woman”, I say, I feel happy.

    If a person stays in the closet, of course they will become depressed. Sexuality and gender Identity is a core part of being human.

    They already fear being ousted by family and friends, but now the government is involved, even more will silently suffer because of who they are.

    I’d give anything to alleviate my mental health issues. I have no idea why I’m depressed, but if I did, and I knew I’d be punished for being myself, that would make matters a lot worse










  • Turds gushing like a broken damn

    Uhh, I guess one could argue that it’s poetic? Like he knows he’s a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he’s too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I’m assuming)

    wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?

    we are definitely not smoking the same strain

    probably not even smoking the same substance

    I don’t mean crack or bath salts or whatever

    I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.

    Didn’t know I was talking to a mod, so wasn’t intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I’m not biased but not break the rules.

    Your 2nd favourite song probably isn’t all that great


  • Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

    fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

    business acumen or something idk I’m high as fuck

    tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren’t dogs.

    While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

    With high doses of cannabis, for me, it’s “think fun thoughts = feel good feelings”. Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I’m not just saying that. It’s cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

    an image of an opossum, "I captioned one day I'll shut up. Not today though." By the way, sorry if this is bad etiquette for accessibility use, but could you let me know if I can provide any help as someone with some JavaScript programming experience. I promise to not be intentionally cognitively quagmired.

    (As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

    (That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)



  • Allows you to remove power from the plugged in device without unplugging it. This provides convenience to easily and quickly turn things on and off and prevents arcing when unplugging.

    That’s exactly what I do, because it’s more convenient than unplugging everything.

    I live in South Africa, where we had rolling blackouts (called loadshedding) for a few years. It’s easier to switch everything back on when the power comes back than to plug it back into a socket without a switch, especially with my fucked up spine.

    The electricity in the place I live was done poorly, so having something plugged in “live” risks a surge or something and then the appliance gets fucked and then everything smells like burnt plastic.

    And that’s the best case scenario. Others have had housefires.

    Also, the South African plugs aren’t pleasant accidentally to step on. It won’t pierce your foot, but it can still hurt like a motherfucker for a few seconds if you step on it in the wrong way.

    Those UK plugs do look a lot more nasty to step on. I shudder at the thought.

    I like the EU and US two prong cables ( 🔌?) where the prongs are parallel to the cable, but not the cables with the orthogonal prongs.





  • I’m in South Africa: purchasing cannabis products on the clearnet. The law is, you’re allowed to have cannabis on your own property, up to like 1.2kg or something few people can reasonably accumulate. You can grow 4 plants.

    You can provide cannabis as a gift without “remuneration”. i.e. you can’t buy or sell it

    Meaning, you join a “social club” where your spontaneous membership fees coincidentally directly correlate to the THC metabolite concentration in your urine. This is the legal grey area.

    But the cops here are still stupid fucking cops. Got a bag of 4g Jack Herer in a Ziploc bag with beautiful artwork on it on the way home from the dispensary?

    SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE DEALING OF DRUGS. You either pay a stupid bribe or they throw you in jail for a night or a weekend until a lawyer can come bail you out and the case never goes to trial.

    They did not do enough police reform after the official end of apartheid.