What about Lisa?

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

EEEEEEE!

Hey, check it out, poop guy’s in town!

That’s a weird looking pig.

Oh wow, a vegan dish that isn’t just a bowl of rice with beans in it. This actually looks appetizing.

Smultron sounds like a knock-off Transformers villain.

My weed man has a huge patch of these growing in his yard. Every time I pick up a bag I scoop a handful to munch while he weighs my shit.

\o/

Nobody’s ever asked me that before. I don’t have an answer for that.

Be a lot cooler if they did.

What a mighty good man.