

I literally went and bought her audiobook after reading this post A few chapters in and it’s hard to believe it was written 20 years ago and not, like, last week.
I literally went and bought her audiobook after reading this post A few chapters in and it’s hard to believe it was written 20 years ago and not, like, last week.
Wait what’s happened in New York?
Zombie Jesus will surely forgive us
“fanfic” absolutely sent me. That’s exactly what it is. Stealing!
“Take this and eat it” works in either context.
This one made me wince
Farm Fresh from Gaza to Tijuana to a town near you: it’s Foucault’s Boomerang!
I need to hear more about this date.
Give it up for Jimmy Carter
You’re far from the only one. Hang in there.
As you wish, you piece of shit.
KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
How good are vandals though
They’re already selling prime Mediterranean beachfront real estate blocks. Palestine will be eradicated if all goes to plan.
Whoof I absolutely could not get into nbcnews without disabling my ad blocker. Guess I'm not visiting them any more :/
Edit: thank goodness for autotldr! ❤️
Séamas gave us of the funniest story threads I've ever read on that cursed site: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/992006545473966082.html
Welp, guess I'm a Swiftie now.
My "I didn't punch Jayson in the face" statement sure is raising more questions than I expected.
Slopper.
“Wow this guy’s portraits are really good!”
“Nah he’s just a slopper”