South Park

Because they know the top of their head is about to become detached at the mouth

Roight, you got a loicense for them keys bruv?

Weak, elitist take. No meaningful difference between “hearing” a book and “seeing” a book (it’s kinda weird putting a word in quotes that the OP didn’t even say)

Massive increase in honkers between the 2nd and 4th panels lmao

Why complain? If you only wanna hear their old shit, this is a great opportunity to get another drink or rock a piss

My roommate saves leftovers even though he ends up eating them maybe 10% of the time. Doesn’t even matter if it’s a generous portion of something that reheats well. Rarely eats it.

The guilt reduction thing is real for some people

Did you try 100%ing it? At first, I was like, guys just because a game has rng doesn’t mean it’s a gambling simulator

Then I tried gold stickering everything. That’s when the gambling addiction kicks in

I’m guessing you’re not a fan of the transfer portal? I do like the fact that the players have more power over their own destinies now, considering all the millions of dollars their labor was earning their schools, but the transfer portal does seem a bit like a knee-jerk change. I’m optimistic there will be some changes to make it better. Like maybe they can only transfer once, between sophomore and junior year. And they definitely need to make players wait to transfer until after bowl season if they want non-CFP bowl games to mean anything

Non-Americans watch football too, especially the Super Bowl

If you don’t have a geographic attachment to any team, yeah, I could see how it would be hard. They all run pretty much the same offense… another reason I like college better, much more diversity in offensive systems

God forbid people enjoy entertainment in their free time

Also a Niners fan, yeah that was rough. I can’t help but feel like there’s something going on institutionally that’s causing all the injuries, like players are being pushed too hard in practice or players are being pressured to return from injuries too early or something. Just too many injuries in one season to chalk up to bad luck.

College is stealing the spotlight for actual fans of the game, is what I should’ve said. The Super Bowl is always gonna have more casual viewers, especially internationally

Even the commercials suck now. They used to let the writers take bigger risks and make over the top stuff that was legitimately funny and entertaining. Now they just feel like normal commercials with bigger budgets, aka the same writing as normal commercials but with celebrities delivering the lines

I assure you the kitty halftime show of the puppy bowl will be better

Yeah, that was another “they’re not even trying to hide it anymore” moment, considering they made that announcement right after Trump announced he would be at the game.

The wildest part of that press release was when the NFL spokesperson said that “Choose Love” was more fitting than “End Racism” because the country has been dealing with tragedies such as the LA fire and the DC plane crash. Like… how will choosing love prevent natural disasters and vehicle accidents?

They still make occasional new releases on YouTube!

It does help you fall asleep, but yeah, say goodbye to dreams and REM sleep (aka sleep that actually makes you feel rested)

OP is a reptile