Hey worst case you go on a few good dates, become vulnerable with each other, realize you’d trade everything else to be with her, then fuck it up and now she hates you and you’re still hung up on her a whole god damned year later

If Canada nukes us I will understand, critical support for it TBH

I’m vegan BTW

1,000 letters per year and only 100 marriages. Still better odds than dating sites?

What if Metroid and Zelda were girls