We were both at a concert, she was on a date with another guy, it wasn’t going well, he stormed off, our mutual friend introduced us, turns out we went to the same college and had never met before. The mutual friend ended up marrying the guy she was on a date with that night.

Have you seen a window…on weed?

I’ve never seen someone refer to Fahrenheit as American degrees, but it makes sense

I have watched that movie so many times, I can practically watch it in my head. I love everything: the music, the acting, the effects, the story. It’s sooo good, one of those films that really makes you think.

“The things you own end up owning you.”

We would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddlin’ kids

“I’m not dead yet!” “He says he’s not dead” “Well, he’s mostly dead.”

You should create a login specifically for lemmy.nsfw, there is a lot more there than you think and it’s definitely growing.

I genuinely wonder why it wasn’t announced on the recent earnings call.

Thanks, spez?

Chocolate peanut butter is my favorite, but I actually like coffee ice cream.

I am terrified of that happening

I got solar panels with battery backup to help with preventing climate change, but now that I think about it, it could help with preparing as well. I also got a drainage system with sump pump in the foundation of my house to prepare for climate change, it had already come in handy due to heavier rain. I started supporting local farmers through our Community Supported Agriculture program.

That does sound like a lot of work, with a nice payoff

“Who hasn’t heard of Yogurt!?” “Yogurt the Wise!” “Yogurt the All-Powerful!” "Yogurt the Magnificent! Yogurt: “Please, please, don’t make a fuss. I’m just plain Yogurt.”

Looks delicious! How are you making the mashed potatoes that make it such a time consuming and tiring part of the dish?

Glad to see them opening more service centers, they really need to ramp it up

You should check out Meetup.com. I started a meetup group for people in their 20’s and 30’s in my area who are looking to meet people and do fun things. We go hiking, do trivia, wine festivals, dinner&movie, board games, bowling, etc. It’s how I have met many friends, some of whom I would consider best friends.

That was YOU?

All the Bioshock games, in my opinion

Only if you don’t want to see porn