According to Wikipedia, Burger King and Tim Hortons merged to make Restaurant Brands International, which is headquartered in Toronto, alongside Tim Hortons. Burger King kept their own HQ in the US.

If anything, that makes Burger King Canadian.

That’s just a video conference call

This was my problem with the live action Alice Through The Looking Glass. Alice caused the problem in the first place by being an idiot, and then became the hero because she just barely managed to fix it.

Seax

Where was he keeping the phone

In the middle of winter

I don’t think those are mutually exclusive

Backwards compatibility

Somehow this isn’t as bad

God is 90s Jeff Bridges?

This physically hurts to look at

Not all cats are affected by it

“covers” with 50 asterisks after it

When my dog growls when I go to pick up a toy it usually means he also wants to pick it up and play tug of war

Their show was running alongside all the Discovery and History crap about ancient aliens, mermaids, and Bigfoot, so I’m not sure about those first two things.

I’m not really sure how else you’d do it. The energy we can get out of fission is in the form of heat, and steam isn’t as compressible as just gas and it’s easy to make with just heat. Combine that with electromagnetism giving you electricity by spinning some magnets around some coils, and there you go.

It’s probably possible to get some air hot enough and do some fancy convection work to get it to spin a rotor, but that’s going to be really inefficient.

You could also use the heat to make materials glow and put a solar panel nearby, but that’s also going to be pretty inefficient.

Seeing as the author byline is a dirty pun and the title’s punctuation doesn’t make sense, I’m pretty sure it’s a fake headline.

That would be nice

I’m certainly scared