As a follow up, possible Iranian malware be damned, this turned out to be the smoothest running version of the game that I tried.

BitDefender didn’t find anything, but of course that doesn’t mean anything after you have the app installed.

Others that I tried had Chinese stuff on bootup, and stuttered when running.

Amazon will undercut that guy and let you exist for $63.

Cthulhu does give good service when you call, unlike my bank with the fucking phone tree.

Wow, an inkwell and nib pen.

We used fountain pens that reloaded from ink bottles in class in the 70s.

Fountain pens that used disposable ink cartridges were considered high tech stuff.

Inkwells and nibs were for really fancy calligraphers.

HL3 hasn’t dropped yet at that point in time.

“‘Nothing can be done’ say officials in the only country where this happens regularly”

I did find an APK on some outfit called apkvision.org, installed it, but it had something something about Iran, so I probably now have Iranian malware on my phone. 😓

The bananas were all addressed to Don Jr.

Nothing, but the US should be able to sell soybeans as well as, if not better than Brazil, or any other country.

Think about this: Fucking Brazil is now seen as a more reliable trading partner than the US.

“Violates interstate commerce, blah, blah…” Which the SCOTUS will ignore anyway.

A fabulist heading the FBI? This will be a disaster, if his other qualities shouldn’t disqualify him already…

Great timing now that Trump will soon have unlimited pardon power…

Coming soon, wooden props to keep McConnell upright, followed by a starring role in the Weekend At Bernie’s movie franchise.

Destroy the bombers before they can escape to used against Ukraine, or any one else!

Any bets as to where Assad fled to?

Russia seems most likely, since his family fled there.

When they say he is still in the capitol, that means he’s left the capitol.

Russia puppets allies struggling.

Armenia abandoned.

Georgia in turmoil.

Assad in Syria collapsing.

Belarus and Hungary next please.

So someone can start sculpting a statue to honor him?

According to MBFC, it’s right-center