Too busy for my testosterone shot, might as well use the consequences.
Would there be anything I’d need to chemically treat it with? Ways to avoid smell? Or I’m I good just shoving a brush up there and going to town?
Side note: I knew a hippie woman years ago that fed her weed plants menstrual blood. Shared a joint with her and it was some good shit too.
This reminds me of the lead singer of Perfect Pussy (I think it was them). She used her blood in the mix to dye the vinyl records red.
Just get a paintbrush and hope for the best. Maybe mix it with some isopropyl alcohol.
That’s it, enough Internet for me today.
It’s going to turn a sickly brown-black color. I have some veinous blood on wall art and it honestly looks like dried ketchup at this point. I’m not sure what preservative would work though.
As others said, it’s gonna be thin like watercolor. Maybe it can be mixed with ink?
Most people that work with blood collect it and use it quickly. That’s more difficult to do with menstruum. But, if you’re willing to work at a slow enough pace, it’s doable. I’m too lazy to go searching for it, but you wouldn’t be the first person to do it
The issue with menstruum is that it isn’t just blood. So you may need to use a mesh strainer if there’s solids involved. You can’t really paint or use it as ink with solids.
Once you’ve got enough to fill a brush, if you’ll be painting, you just go to it. Blood as paint is very thin. Don’t expect much coverage. Think really thin water color, and you’ll approach the useful techniques. The pigment in blood that shows on paper is the red blood cells mostly, with plasma being what allows it to stick to the paper (and canvas is not great unless you have massive volumes to work with). If this was a long term project instead of making use of a limited supply, I’d say to dry it out, then grind it into a pigment to mix up as tempera tbh.
Anything you would mix in to the fresh supply is going to thin it out more; to the point that it won’t show well at all. Luckily, it isn’t going to smell once dry. You can then use your favorite spray fixative and call it done. It’ll last as well as any other reactive pigment.
Friend did this for an art project, it didn’t smell. Like all blood it dries to a kinda browny colour, but beyond that it was fairly unremarkable. The reactions from other people were certainly interesting though!
Well this is pushing the boundaries of “No Stupid Questions”
You’re telling me that you wouldn’t watch a Liveleak video titled “fat guy paints from his vagina?”
I’m pushing the boundaries of art here, mon cheri.
Great idea!!! Just use a good quality natural fibre fan-tip brush. You might as well up your game. For rocks and cliffs and other dark areas you can smear your shit on the canvas. Use a palette knife to work it in small areas. Blow some boogers for tree and foliage texture. Give the final composition an overwash of piss to give it a wholesome warmth.
One could also copy Manzoni’s work.
Shit seems like it would introduce the problems of bacteria and stink though. Boogers similarly I think are intended to trap bacteria and such. Others have worked with piss, which I think is usually sterile but I would be concerned about chemicals in the piss. I don’t think there is anything unhygienic about the menstrual blood that would cause issues.
It might also be interesting to boil used condoms, cut them, and glue them to the surface as well.
A guy in my art school made a piss sculpture. He collected it in jars every day and then arranged them like pixels on a rack. It was neat to see the colour variation, since he deliberately ate things to try to get more hues.
Menstrual Cup to retrieve the blood. I have no other tips tho.
Mix with egg whites to make gouache and it’s likely to last for hundreds of years.
Man, if I had enough money to buy eggs, I wouldn’t be making homemade paint.
Obviously let it dry first, then use fixative spray? Not that I’m an expert. Or make finding the preservation part of the artistic process. Alcohol? Lemon juice? Ashes? Lime?
edit: what are you planning to paint on?
BTW painters of centuries ago used lots of organic materials even from animals, might want to check out if they had some tips.
A Hobby Lobby canvas. Since Joann died and Micheals is far more expensive, I’m occasionally forced to resort to them. I make sure that a good portion of my art work is profane or has explicit political messaging to even out the karmic energy.
I excitedly misread this as saying Hobby Lobby is the canvas
That takes too many cycles to collect enough blood.
Get pregnant and use the aborted fetus blood to paint. I mean, that’s technically like… menstrual blood with extra steps, right?
(Sorry, I just arrived on this planet and have no idea how human anatomy works)
Oh no there’s definitely enough blood
implying abortion is legal where i live
Cloth Hanger
I imagine you’d want to put a layer of clear acrylic or something on top of it
The concern there might be that it would rot underneath that acrylic. I’ve seen videos of things like hotdogs encased in epoxy that eventually spring leaks.
Maybe baking it would be a good idea. Something to sterilize, powder and mix into a binder.
Dried blood and a fucking chunk of fresh food must surely behave differently.
I’d suggest something like alcohol, but im not an expert on blood painting
I can’t help with your art, but I’m curious about the connection between the t shot and menstrual cycles. Bf has been getting closer and closer to mustering the courage to figure out how to get on T, so I’m curious to hear some of the side effects people have.
It’s luck of the draw there. For me, it’s 100% off when I’m consistent - this is the first cycle I’ve had in like 5 years. But I’ve known people who kept having their cycle regardless. It’s very much an individual thing, but I think the typical experience is that it stops within six or so months. Check a resource like Hudson’s Guide too.
If you engage in sex that can lead to babies, remember testosterone is not birth control on its own.
Don’t do this. Please.
