“I am Legion, for we are many”
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Have you heard of the High Elves
I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.
Ilm holding in a particularly big and foul one so you might want to think twice.
Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.
"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
Woohoo! Bucket list complete!
Just Mahna mahna
Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
You forgot to turn off the safety
