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minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·21 hours agoAnd, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
minus-squareSixty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoYou can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you’ll still miss the damp sock somehow.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 hours agoand inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
minus-squareHoimo@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoSorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoI think your foot might be pregnant
And, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
You can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you’ll still miss the damp sock somehow.
and inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
Sorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
I think your foot might be pregnant