• Luccus@feddit.org
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    People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that’s totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?

    Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?

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    Birds? Why birds? Where did this guy get that crazy idea? He got too many vaccines, I think. He can’t think straight. And is gay too, most probably.

    Birds! Pathetic…

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    Where I am from, they’re for bats

    I’m personally trying to create some weird sexually transmitted covid thingy to wipe out the rest of the anti-vax idiots and conservatives in general

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      That won’t work, even if you’re able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured

      Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful

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      No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain

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    if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they’ve got is a roast beef sammy?