• Sonor@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago
    • me, an icecube
    • finally, it’s my day to shine
    • someone finally takes me out of the fridge
    • clumsy mofo drops me, I’m spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
    • when i think it can’t be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
    • fml
    • madjo@feddit.nl
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      4 days ago
      • me, an ice cube
      • ugh, no I don’t want to leave the freezer
      • oh no! He’s picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
      • you know what? I’ll jump out of his hands! He’ll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
      • what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
      • fml
      • dave@feddit.uk
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        4 days ago
        • me, an ice cube
        • can’t wait to get out of this place
        • door opens every day, but never get to leave
        • anon finally picks me out–this is my chance
        • wriggle out of his inept grip
        • make a break for freedom under the fridge
        • mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
        • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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          • me, an ice cube
          • want to see the outside
          • the door opens and i get picked
          • exited i try to look around
          • get dropped on the floor, still exited
          • get kicked under the fridge
          • enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor