Late November/Early Decemeber babies your parents were clapping hams on this holiday
Beds are more comfortable for fucking.
Yeah this picture reads as someone who has only read about sex and never done it. Sex in a tub is terrible.
As someone who had sex in a tub/shower/all places water, it’s actually good, but not for the hot party kind of sex.
It’s a great way to get relaxed and go deep into something lovely. It’s a place for having it slow and gentle, with kisses all over and stuff like that. Also, standing on the knees, while valid for this kind of sex, can’t be maintained for long without them hurting, so, reacharound or something of the kind is the best. Oh, and, people with penises, don’t expect to be the size kings in the tub, it’s not about impressing anyone.
You must have had well lubricated partners then. I’ve tried shower, tub, and pool sex and it’s not as fun as I thought it was going to be.
I hated to be the voice of reason whenever someone brought up sex on the beach or in the actual waves, but damn do some people need to learn that water is not a lubricant, and sand is just as bad as anakin whined about when in your crevices.
Sand plus vigorous motion… quite the abrasive polish!
Luckily, vaginal penetration is not the only kind of sex. But yes, water washes lube off very quickly, so this part is best done out of the water.
This guy fucks
Sex in any sort of water scenario is way overrated. Give me the bed,floor, couch pretty anywhere but water
Give me the…couch
Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account
What happens between me and my couches sweet soft microfiber crevices are between me and her
I’m so curious about the placement of that window
That looks like a mirror.
It can be both. Maybe nurse_robot knows something.
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You can see other buildings, so I believe it’s a window
What about it? A lot of high rises, especially in NYC have windows like that in the bathroom. When you live in a super dense city you just accept that you’re gonna see things and people are gonna see you.
I’m pretty sure that’s a Japanese soaking tub at The Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.
Yes the windows are one way mirrors. Good way to finally fuck at a window with any risk.
I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.
But then how will anyone see you?
This is the worst Valentine’s Day in my life. I just got brutally friend zoned from a cute Tinder match yesterday after going on the best date of my life and having so much in common.
Some people are only in it for the initial thrill, and couldn’t care less about what it means for others.
You’ll find the one, pal, no worries. Doesn’t have to be near Valentine’s to make it a romance like no other.
I don’t think it was the thrill, I think it was the lack thereof. She told me that there wasn’t a physical romantic chemistry between us in person. On my short morning date we touched a lot but never kissed, better than my other dates which had basically zero touching.
Oh I see
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