I would call the cops and let them put you on trial, obviously.
Also, I would’ve been able to see that you’ve come from the neighbour’s house, which is not as nice as mine. If it turns out in trial that you just wanted to escape the poverty of next door and want to sell your labor, hell yeah I’d pay. You can mow my lawn.
If I showed up at your house at night, unannounced and without permission, would you throw me out right away or wait until I raided your fridge?
I would call the cops and let them put you on trial, obviously.
Also, I would’ve been able to see that you’ve come from the neighbour’s house, which is not as nice as mine. If it turns out in trial that you just wanted to escape the poverty of next door and want to sell your labor, hell yeah I’d pay. You can mow my lawn.
And do you think the cops would remove me from your house before giving me a trial?
Why don’t I get to stay? I demand to stay at your house until this is sorted out.
Yes and you do temporarily while waiting judgement in the cupboard.
Just like Harry Potter… 🥹