Fuck, it's a good strategy

Yes, that's such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that's cruel.

Found Dick Cheney

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like "i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir". If they want to search you or your car, say "I do not consent to a search". They'll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote

Bots are pretty nice for football updates

Yeah, the most recent one for me was creating a password at lemmy.world

God damned Derrick was clever

Including typos, or just misinformation in post title to get correcting comments, “tricking” the algorithm

Fuckin well put, man. 🫘