I believe Quebec already lays claim to that title.

Don’t make me get the educational film out.

They’re making a profit on the printer too, now

https://youtu.be/MHzREY32tYQ?t=15

You have no idea how much I want them to just go under already.

I liked BB, I thought it was pretty good, and BCS I still have yet to finish (got up to season 3 and then got distracted), and thought it was also pretty good.

What did you find lackluster in BB that BCS did better?

Meanwhile I know someone who watched the entirety of a very popular series (can’t remember which one at the moment) just so he could tell the obnoxious fans of it, that it was shit, and exactly why it was shit.

It’s somehow worse when you do get the sleep, but your brain has decided to do this in your dreams. You wake up feeling angry and, rapidly, can’t remember half the reason why.

This is the same company that sells an entire printer at a loss, as a semi-disposable item, so you’ll be suckered into buying their proprietary ink cartridges at the low low price of an arm and a dick. Inefficiency? From the company that makes disposable fucking printers? yeah that sounds about right.

and yes, it is bad business, but there are many things that HP does that are “bad business”, and yet they continue to exist like a cancer on the consumer computer hardware market. Again, this is normal for them.

It’s HP.

You know, the same company that makes the worlds most insufferable printers. So yeah, it was deliberate, intentionally making the user experience as awful as humanly possible might as well be their raison d’etre.

mostly by giving myself an imprecise, distant deadline to check out if things don’t get better by then. Right now, that deadline is the death of my mother. After she’s gone I’ll have nobody to mourn me, no ability to keep the lights on, and no one else I’d care to stick around for.

I’d guess I have between 5 and 10 years. Either things get better and I stick around, or they don’t, and it won’t be my problem anymore.

That’s about it. Having a defined “I know this will be over, in time, whether it continues to suck or not” has made it easier to not outright end it now.

because they do not see themselves as part of the oppressed peasantry, merely temporarily embarrassed dukes.

And it’s OK as long as it’s their king. If Biden had done any of this shit? We’d be knee-deep in a civil war right now.

considering the meeting that just took place in Saudi Arabia, I fear that is entirely possible.

and surely giving them the Sudetenland Eastern Ukraine will ensure peace in our time, yeah, I’ve heard this joke before.

It’s almost like it was a completely manufactured issue… Fancy that.

Surviving Life With Your Gigantic Penis by Chris Boden.

Yes, that’s the title of an actual book.

For this? I’d hit the custom button and put in $0.02, and then tell them exactly why they’re getting that tip. I only get “thank you!” if I double the cost of my order? fuck off. 30% is not a “so-so” tip, that’s the upper end of the best tips I give.

literally what I’ve been telling anti-gun leftists for years, the sort that want them all outright banned – I know my history well enough to know what happens when people without guns go up against people with guns. It doesn’t end well for the people without guns.

The Second Amendment is for everyone, not just Republicans. The genie is already out of the lamp, we can’t put it back, all we can do now is make sure we’re just as well prepared for a fight.

hire clowns, expect a circus.

Because the current administration has so much respect for the constitution, right?

Oh, wait. Fuck.

yeah that’s what I meant, just poorly phrased – “you won’t need to vote anymore [after the election]” to his supporters.

I reckon it’s the cleaning.

I’ve never used contacts because the idea of touching my eye squicks me out (even if it’s something meant to go there, just – no.), but having your eyelids do all the cleaning and never having to worry about them getting dirty or scratched while using them is probably something a lot of people appreciate. (obviously you do still have to be careful with them when they’re not in your eye, but they’re much less likely than glasses to get dirty or scratched)

Me, I’m happy just using a microfiber cloth and being careful.