Ahh, i loved reading this. like blam on a sunburn. cold water on a hot day.

I think i discovered i have a kink for people shit-talking about tech CEOs.

Nothing could go wrong with that, and i mean LITTERALLY nothing.

You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.

There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.

It’s called making a product/service for their customers instead of for the shareholders bank balance.

tears in my eyes…

tears in my fucking eyes.

YES!

Finally a way to destroy the AI hype.

Maybe the man is good for something besides wasting oxygen after all.

Oh, I know this one! The question for this answer is: “What is the most stupid way to find inefficiencies that you can think of?” for 200!

zero chance that dude resigned because of those tweets…

He realized how far over his head he was, and rather than admitting that to his overlord musk, he takes this lucky break, whines about harassment, and resigned.

fuck Docker.

Ah, the old tug-of-war between justice and law.

I and almost certainly evey other non-psycho father would have done the same.

/me raises hand.

aww, one sec, have to find my tiny violin…

I don’t get the last panel. somebody please explain.

Wait, that’s exactly how i tidy up my kitchen!

Well, can’t argue with that, my doctor agrees.

Well fucking thanks. Fat chance of me enjoying this moment now. Instead I just feel bad for all the moments missed and mortality in general.

No. I take my cat as an example. If it fits, it sits.

Destimy has a “Plague doctor” skin on sale for the “hunter” class this episode. (or this week? no idea.)

Just saying…

NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.