Ok but why is it written on a headstone?
Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?
Hint: it leads to a headstone…
Ahhh so it’s warning by example
Okay, it’s good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we’re all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C’mon people, grow up!
(^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP
Like, I don’t know how much that surgery costs if you get it done by a doctor, but like, if you’re trans, and that’s something you want to do, that is a hell of a deal.
I was thinking eunuchs but I like the way you think
I knew there was such a thing as slicing your shot in golf, I didn’t know it meant that!
Why do I have urge to collect golf balls on that course?
That’s someone’s fetish, ain’t it?
…da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Robert “Bobby Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.