It smells like a massive rash and an itch
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
Virginity
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
Magic: The Gathering…
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Magic is virtually all online now too, so this is kind of a non comment.
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Damn, that’s some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
