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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Anon goes to bootcamp

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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  • Wutchilli@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

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      Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.

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        Directed by JJ Abrams.

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        Nah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.

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      It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.

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        I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance

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        Idk the Lithuanian one translates to about the same in English and service is mandatory in Lithuania.

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        Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)

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        Reading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.

        Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.

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