You’re welcome for cleaner fingers and everything you touch with them.
Beer ain’t getting served without some sorta pickle.
Pets will be told about foods, walks, and treats in a foreign language as to prevent them getting excited about things they love during normal conversations
More ducks than chickens. Duck eggs are better, duck meat is better, duck fat is better than schmaltz
It’s now so wildly normal for men to wear crop tops
You’re fucking welcome
You’re getting paid for your commute time now. Your employer is covering tolls, transit passes etc.
Not that fast really. It’s pretty common in europe if you can ride a train and work en route. I’ve even seen people compensated for driving time & gas.
Pets will be told about foods, walks, and treats in a foreign language as to prevent them getting excited about things they love during normal conversations
And this was how TheAlbatross’s Labrador became fluent in Croatian.
You’re welcome for cleaner fingers and everything you touch with them.
Beer ain’t getting served without some sorta pickle.
Pets will be told about foods, walks, and treats in a foreign language as to prevent them getting excited about things they love during normal conversations
More ducks than chickens. Duck eggs are better, duck meat is better, duck fat is better than schmaltz
It’s now so wildly normal for men to wear crop tops
You’re fucking welcome
Chips and popcorn with a spoon
I wonder how fast they would start allowing work from home again.
Not that fast really. It’s pretty common in europe if you can ride a train and work en route. I’ve even seen people compensated for driving time & gas.
And this was how TheAlbatross’s Labrador became fluent in Croatian.
Which one?
I love garlic stuffed olives, but have to eat them with chopsticks to slow myself down.
My dogs love Pupperonis (one letter away from pepperoni), but I call them puppereenies so they don’t go ape shit when discussing toppings…
Edit: Swipe typing is getting worse every day, fixed auto assumptions…
And you’ve taught your dog to eat Pupperonis with chopsticks?
Going to be pickle stonks. Get them while hot
And salads! It’s so much easier.
Oh You’re so right. I had a salad with sliced chicken breast for lunch today that I ate with chopsticks. Soo much easier
You fool! I eat chips by pushing the bottom of the bag, then grabbing one with my mouth. No utensils required.
That seems messy and bad but you do you
Why would it be messy, the chips enter my mouth anyway, I’m just using the bag itself to hold them