Your way of doing things is now how things must be done. Extra points for petty and minor stuff.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    Duodecimal is provably superior, and the world now uses it instead of decimal. This means that the metric system is now base-12, and inches, feet, and yards are the common units.

    Surprising to many people, very little else changes.

    • Analog clocks stay the same
    • There are still 12 months in the year
    • Your eggs still come in dozens
    • There are still 30 divisions of 12 degrees in a compass.
    • There are still 12 face cards in a deck of cards
    • Humans still have 12 pairs of ribs
    • A bouquet of roses still has 12 flowers
    • A box of doughnuts still comes with 12 doughnuts
    • Colas still come in half-dozen packs, and boxes of cola still usually come in a dozen.
    • Muffin trays still bake 12 muffins
    • Packs of toilet tissue are still sold in some multiple of a dozen: ½-dozen, 1 dozen, or 2 dozen.

    Meanwhile, everyone learns they can count to 12 on one hand, and to 144 using both hands.

      • 12 is easy: you have 3 phalanges on each of your 4 fingers, leaving your thumb as a placeholder to count to 12. How do you count to 31?

        I’m aware of the abacus hand method, but sadly it wasn’t taught when I was a kid in school, when my brain was still elastic. I’d probably have enjoyed math more if they had. Is counting to 31 part of that method?

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      “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”

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          The best part is that with 2 hands you can count to 156 (12 * 12 on the dozens hand and 12 on the ones hand)

          Edit: I missed your bit at the end about 2 hands and spent like 10 minutes counting on my hands like a dork double checking my work.

      • Well, yeah. That’s where I live. Maybe it’s not common where you live, but I think in most countries in the world humans still have 12 pairs of ribs, 24 hours in a day, 360° on a compass, 12 face cards in a deck of cards, and so on. Do you have more than 12 signs on your zodiac (for whatever that superstition is worth).

        I’ll grant that a bouquet of roses might mean other than “a dozen” in other countries, and you might not even have doughnuts or cola where you live. How many beers come in a carry-able pack, where you live? Not 6? Do you not have muffin tins in your country? Toilet paper - you buy it by individual rolls, maybe?

        Well, you’ll just have you learn to adapt, because the world is dozenal, now. Everything comes in multiples of 12: a half-dozen, a dozen, a small gross, or a gross.