Don’t take away the only joy left in my life. My delusions!
Delulu is solulu
I love how much I see myself here. thanks.
Hahah, I’ll use that, great saying.
But for real, how do I stop this?
Get married
As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. It will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.
A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.
Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.
You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!
(Also it doesn’t stop when you’re married… you just have another person to fantasize with)
Accept it. Live it. Don’t hate yourself over it. All great options I wish I tried.
The curse of bisexuality
*blessing
surely he would’ve imagined himself in the wedding dress
Thought the last one said gaydreaming
C) I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
Me who is asexual/aromatic:
Aromatic
benzene has entered the chat
I wasn’t with you till the end, and now I’m just sad
To give my life meaning, I ship these two meme Bros
yeah im imaginging their torrid love affair, and gentle growing old together. trying to decide which one dies slowly of an incurable illness while the other loses his mind to dementia. or maybe at like age 70 they’re the only survivors of a plane crash, and both end up dying, though not at the same time, in a far-distant survival situation they both know they’re not making it out of alive, and just try to have as much time together as possible?
