Yeah, how about you get better at canceling your own shows before talking ill of anything else.
Some time ago the kids aren’t just eating soap because it was “colorful and pretty”, but they turn it in a viral internet challenge who resulted in even more kids eating soap.
I honestly more worried about the fact we haven’t basically no “next gen” games for the actual console generation and we are at the verge of the new console generation
“Fried Chicken restaurant says kids don’t want to eat Hamburgers anymore”
You know what else they’re not dreaming of? Games on Netflix.
If kids these days are anything like I and other kids like me were back when we were kids: We care about the games more than the thing the games are on. The only time we care about the thing the games are on, is when the game we want is only on a specific thing. If you cross release your game on everything, and allow everyone to play with each other regardless of the platform, nobody gives a fuck about the platform.
The reason to get hyped for PlayStation 6 would be because Hot New Game is a PlayStation 6 exclusive and looks dope as fuck.
My 6.5 yo is obsessed with PlayStation hardware. He watches teardowns and refurbishing videos. He’s interested in all the old PlayStations and upcoming hardware. A lot of this started with Astros Playroom and collecting hardware.
That’s because the kids you’re aiming at are busy with Roblox and whatever shitty “freemium” phone games they get their hands on
I would be messed up too if I was introduced to gambling at 4 years old.
Dude it’s sad what kids are subject too now. Endless ad spam and shit games. They’ll always be corpo brainwashed.
It’s so hard. I have an N64, Wii, Wii U, Switch, PS5. The N64, Wii and Wii U have every game available on them. Switch and PS5 have decent libraries.
I set a laptop up with emulators of the main consoles before N64 (Nintendo/Sega/Handhelds etc) with the top 100 games of each, all in a nice emulation station interface with box art and video previews, and my personal favourites favourited. I set up steam family sharing with my library of 500 games (with inappropriate ones filtered out but still massive).
Didn’t ever buy them an ipad/tablet and never let them use my phone. Taught them how to use all of the things mentioned. Commonly play couch multiplayer games on these things with them. They’re not bad at games either. Beat Celeste, Undertale, Super Metroid as a few examples.
And YET I’ll still find my kids on the laptop playing rubbish flash games and shit, or asking their Nan to let them play on her phone.
Ah, good for you for trying!! I’m sure it’s hard, those trash games are made to be addictive…as have games always been really, but the evil was hidden better and they didn’t have the ability to track your every move.
even if the games suck they can still be an important social connection
my parents never let me watch any of the “bad” tv that all the other kids were watching and this made it even harder for me to connect and make friends
and it also meant I never got the opportunity to decide to understand and experience for myself why these shows were bad
same can probably be said for the shitty mobile games tbh
maybe they’re more predatory than all that advertising directed at kids via tv back in my day but idk by how much really if you’re actively teaching your kids about what predatory practices look like
they have to learn, better for them to understand how to fight this stuff when they’re younger rather than when they get in over their heads gambling on counterstrike skins as teenagers
For sure. I’ve never outright banned it if they get access such as from their nan or play them on their laptop when they have time on it. I agree with everything you said. I’m just also not going to let them sit on my phone mindlessly playing them either.
Those apps make them want to pay. They make them want to play every X amount of time to get daily and timed bonuses. They play stupid ads that convince them to download more shitty games that do the same thing.
I don’t tell them what to do. But I do have conversations with them so they think about things. I never tell them I think the games are rubbish. Maybe they love that game. And I don’t like adults telling kids things they love are trash. I just try to guide them best I can.
It’s complicated to navigate.
Netflix needs to STFU and put the movies on the stream bro
And at lower prices! Idky they feel the need to talk shit now, they don’t have much to stand on. 🙄
Yes they fucking are.
Then why aren’t they getting jobs to support this claim? The number of 8 years olds with a credit card is STILL zero and it’s 2025. Aren’t they in interested in building their credit?
The kids only yern for the mines, not the consoles!
Well if anyone knows what 8 year olds want it’s large corporations. Case closed folks.
I know the headline says PlayStation, but this whole thread is ignoring the Nintendo Switch. For every PS5 sold, two Nintendo Switches were sold. Maybe PlayStation and Xbox are on the decline, but the Switch is nearly the bestselling console of all time (the PS2 is still in the lead and will likely hold that title.)
Also when it comes to MUST HAVE games, Nintendo has so many of those to choose from. Breath of the Wild, Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, Smash Bros, the list goes on.
Nintendo has absolutely dominated the console market and this article seems to just ignore that.
FYI, Nintendo DS is ahead of the switch still. https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html
Good catch, so 2nd to 3rd for the Switch.
I don’t have a lot of experience, but the one 6 year old I’m around the most sure is obsessed with the PS5. I’m sure “Netflix” here means “rich board members” who typically know fuck all about their investments.
Eight year olds also don’t have any money. I’m a grown ass adult and can afford to PS6 if it’s compelling enough. Also, none of those Netflix games are interesting.
Netflix makes games? Lol
Some games (I think Bloons 6 might be one of them) are available on the play store as a Netflix version which is just the paid version supported by a Netflix subscription.
They published some interesting mobile ones. And then figure out the crappy slop based on their TV shows actually does better, so they are going all-in on that.
“Kids don’t want good shows, they want slop TV they can put on in the background while they’re on their phones”, says Netflix.
Exactly this. Company statements have zero basis in reality, they should be ignored unless they actually back them up with evidence or data.
Third screen content
I’m 8 yrs old /s.
I can’t wait for the PlayStation one billion Mario edition.
PlayStation 6 would be cool tho.
