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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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    Inertia says that the log is moving roughly the same speed as the truck, so I’ll apply the brakes and move to the right.

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      might have hit the ground and bounced

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        Sure, but it’s skidding across the pavement, not flying at my face at 75mph. I can stop faster than it can.

        Terrifying is the video I saw of bricks falling off of an oncoming truck, coming through the windshield.

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          We’re you trying to re-traumatize everyone? Fuck that video. There’s maybe 3 videos ever online that can do that and that video is 2 of them, at least.

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            I am still happy I never actually watched it and just saw the thumbnail. I do not want the horrors described by the comments.

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              The video doesn’t show anything. It’s just the brick coming through the windshield. The sound is what’s haunting.

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                I know. Does not change my stance.

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            It’s the scream of realisation. Haunting.

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          No the log actually has a hidden rocket motor in the side not visible to us and is accelerating to escape velocity towards the car.

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